I’m A Vampire and I Count

Tiffany Golden is back and voracious as ever in her bid to pull the denizens of the night into the daylight. This time she is trying to secure the elderly vote, and these "senior citizens" are upwards from two hundred years old. Tiffany has traveled to Romania to speak with Master Vampire, Count Victor Vyrdelek. She is facing her greatest challenge to date: showing centuries-old vampires the benefits of coming out of the coffin, so to speak, and voting.

Count Victor is displeased that Tiffany is not holding to time-honored vampiric tradition - what she terms hopeless stereotypes. He is determined to bring her into his fold of ‘brides’ and teach her how to be a proper vampire seductress, not a political activist.

We cannot forget the werewolf Constantin Lupinski’s adventures with PUMA representative, Ingrid Foha. In order for PUMA to represent the werewolves she has to convince Constantin to become a vegetarian, at least while in human form.

Ms. Rose has once again delivered a humorous look into what is usually considered a serious fantasy subject. Tiffany Golden is fighting vampire stereotypes one bloody plastic fang at a time. Ms. Rose has not only broken out the vampires, she has added in werewolves. PUMA has decided to back the prevention of killing werewolves. This book will have you holding your sides with laughter. Tiffany is such a determined person that even eons of tradition do not stand a chance against her one-track mind. I have to mention the Maltese and the wolf; that segment of the story is not to be missed. The addition of the PUMA-protected werewolves opens an opportunity for subsequent forays into Ms. Rose’s faultless flights of fancy.

Reviewed by: Joletta