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When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Because they don't fit in the dryer, so they're safely line-dried instead. Baa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aaa! ~
Titania Ladley
Obviously you're not from New Zealand (land of 10 sheep:1 person ratio) or you'd know that sheep are teflon-coated. I just went out and checked. Yup, the teflon's still working. ~
Nalini Singh
But they do! You know those fuzzy things you find in your belly button? Those are tiny sheep, blown there by the wind. ~
Lucinda Betts
Rain is a COLD rinse, dummy! And they lay flat to dry. ;-) ~
Bianca D'Arc
Well, in my experience, if the water is cold enough, everything shrinks and shrivels. ;) ~
Jacquelyn Frank
The aliens gave them invisible shields to wear. Didn't you know that? ~
Rene Lyons
I don't know, but from here on out, I'm wearing a ewe for a raincoat. ~
Ruby Storm
Because they forgot to pay their medical insurance bill. No shrink will see them. ~
Jade Lee
Who says we aren't ALL shrinking? Everything is proportional, you know? ~
Charlotte Boyett-Compo
Cuz it's cold water. ~
Kally Jo Surbeck
Now this is one of the best questions I've seen in a while. I don't know -- does anybody? ~
Karen Kay
Because no one can say "sheep shrink" really fast three times :)~
Karen Kelley
Because they wash with woolite. ~
Mary Winter
They do. That's why they say "Baaaaa," to puff themselves back out. ~
Mechele Armstrong
Sheep are pre-shrunk at the factory. (Just like Hanes sweatshirts.) For the few that evade that process, rain is cooling. Everyone who has laundry as their responsibility knows that cool water reduces shrinkage. You don't see any sheep in the humid tropics, do you? That's because years ago even the pre-shrunk ones got rained on hard in the wet season and shrank into hard wool balls. The pounding ferocity of the rain increased the rate of shrinkage. At least that's the theory I ascribe to. The debate still rages over whether they then got knitted up by the local grandmas or became the object of children's games and kicked into oblivion. This controversy is still the topic of numerous doctoral dissertations in tropical animal husbandry, BTW. A few archeologists have waded into the fight, but their contributions are mostly speculation since wool generally doesn't survive in the tropical archaeological record. A few temple carvings may be interpreted as ancient sheep, but they might also depict fluffy clouds with faces in them . Or bakers overtaken by huge, billowing batches of bread that went too long before they were punched down. Either way, tropical sheep may well be nothing more than myth.
~
Liddy Midnight
Because they repel water. Just smell a sheep paddock and you will know they never bath! ~
Maggie Nash
They don't get wet. Wool contains a natural grease called lanolin that helps keep out water. ~
Michelle M. Pillow
Because they don't use a dryer, they air dry. ~
S.L. Carpenter
Because they always lay flat to dry? ~
Sahara Kelly
Who says they don't? Has anyone actually checked? ~
Erin McCarthy
July 2007

We voted and our favorites were chosen...do you agree?
Recommended Reads for June 2007
All Work and No Play by Julie Cohen
Checkmate by Annmarie McKenna
Collared Hearts by Angelia Sparrow & Naomi Brooks
d’Argent Honor IV: Eternal Victory by Ann Jacobs
Dead Drop by Karen Wiesner
Dreams of You by Campbell del Rio
Earth Moves by Lacey Thorn
The Girl Hunter by Sandee McCann
Hara’s Legacy by Bianca D’Arc
Hiring Cupid by Jane Beckenham
Hunting Hawk By Jade James
If You Desire by Kresley Cole
Into His Keeping by Gail Faulkner
Island Heat by Susan Kearney
Into the Dark by Cindy Gerard
The Legends of Mynos Book II: The Wolverine and the Jewel by Rebecca Goings
Lily in Bloom by Morgan Ashbury
Male Call by Denise A. Agnew
The Marriage Game by Fern Michaels
Master of Dragons by Angela Knight
Molding Clay by Ciana Stone
My Fair Captain by J.L. Langley
Only Human by Charlene Teglia
Outcast: Book Two of the Guardians’ League by Amelia Elias
Pleasures of the Night by Sylvia Day
Pretend I’m Yours by Phyllis Campbell
Romeo and Juliet: A Modern Day Sequel by James Edwards
The Senator’s Daughter by Debbie Wallace
Spin Devil by Red Garnier
Stealing Life by T.A. Chase
Still A Thief by Doreen Desalvo
Taming Eliza Jane by Shannon Stacey
Tea for Three by Anne Douglas
Tempting Darkness by Rene Lyons
Under a Silver Moon by Barbara Sheridan & Anne Cain
A Walk in the Woods by Kirra Pierce
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I would have to say Regency is my fav. There's just something about that era that I love to read about. Maybe it's the men, they were bad and oh so cool. There were a few women that didn't fit the norm of times. - Earlene G.
When I read a historical romance a few years back, I knew I found a genre that was so rich and fastinating to read. Then recently with the paranormals, I've enjoyed many vampire and werewolves. So with this, I love when they have a historical vampire (Regency Vampire Romance, for example). So its putting two of my favorite genres together. It makes great reading! - Cathie
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What author interviewed in June said "I'm grateful my readers choose to spend their hard earned money on my work and I make sure they know it."?
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